iamprincessash:


I don’t even care how this happened
moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

quaintcastiel:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

(via gnarlygnat)

shutupvevo:

"everything that kills me makes me feel alive"

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

izzaie:

ain’t that the truth